Blow dart squirrels

From Purdue CIA

[edit] Blow dart squirrels & dress with Superman capes

Self explanitory. We could blow dart squirrels with a tranquilizer. While they sleep, put a velcro Superman cape on them. Then, the next day, there would be tons of squirrels running around with Superman capes on.

The capes need to be flimsy so they come off eventually. They should be eco-friendly. They should not hurt our squirrelly friends. We could talk with professors from Agriculture for advice.

It could be a game. Teams of two. Each team has a blow dart, a tube, and tranquilizer. Team with the most squirrels converted into Superman wins.

• A potential alternative to tranquilizer darts could be chloroform (possibly sold at Purdue Chemistry Dept). This chloroform could be placed in "water" dish close in proximity to yummy squirrel food. Once they pass out, they can then be suited up for super-power feats only possible with the accompaniment of a cape.

Comment: So you don't want to hurt the squirrels, but you want to shoot them with projectiles? Or poison them with a chemical? I bet humans and squirrels have different tolerances and react differently to chloroform. Seems like animal cruelty to me.

This is the worst idea ever